Here’s What We Think About A Lot Of Things

That O.J. did it. (twice)
That creativity isn’t off the shelf or a key on the Mac.
That manpurses are just dumb.
That working from home has its benefits.
That barbecue sauce is a religion unto itself.
That if you have to say your cool, hip or sober, you usually aren’t.
That ad agencies or design studios who have a branding mantra have too much time on their hands.
That Airstream trailers are from God’s own hand.
That Moby Grape was the greatest ‘60s band.
That G. Dubya will have a shoe thrown at him.
That creative for creative sake is so ‘90s.
That everyone thinks they can write copy. We beg to differ.
That you should only work with people you like and trust.
That Mad Men is the best show on TV. As is Dexter.
That bittersweet chocolate with red curry is just plain awful.
That pathological liars don’t make good business partners.
Nor do family members (usually).
That nothing will bring down a quality company faster than a cheesy quick-print business card or a generic looking brochure.
That you can never have too many fishing days.
That Burning Man is still fun.
That dumbing down an ad never works.
That Tom Cruise is the ultimate wienie.
That men who marinate in cologne are so last century.

That if you’ve read all these little statements you must really like us and we’d probably get along just fine so give us a call already!